i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I came so hard my ears popped.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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