I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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