how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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