Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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