Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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