Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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