Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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