her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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