Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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