I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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