mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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