hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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