can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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