I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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