I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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