Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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