member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
