: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Houston, we have a squirter
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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