Already got asked if we're dating
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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