I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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