I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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