Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sober January is a disaster.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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