we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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