Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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