Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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