i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
