I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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