I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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