Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
