there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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