YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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