Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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