its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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