The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My vagina is very pro this idea
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