ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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