Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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