At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
NoShamevember. You game?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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