there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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