You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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