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(720): View more from Colorado

i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.

(864): View more from South Carolina

what

(720): View more from Colorado

nvm

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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(214): View more from Texas

you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.

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(541): View more from Oregon

So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I want to fling myself into the sun

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(805): View more from California

Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.

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