It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't think brook has ever known best
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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