the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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