no you cant smoke seaweed
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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