Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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