My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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