I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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