I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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