Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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