I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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