Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Randomize
