Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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