i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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