Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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