Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
