shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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